Here are my reviews of “North by Northwest” (the Hitchcock film).
Negative: Implausibility heaped upon implausibility.
Positive: Eva Marie Saint is hot.
Neutral: A fine film.
Mixed: Combine the above into one sentence. I can’t be bothered.
Nasty: Formulaic and overly stylized.
Enthusiastic: Full of brio and charm.
It’s much more fun to write several conflicting reviews. Isn’t that how we think, anyway?